So here are Florida ManвЂ™s 20 most memorable moments. 15 is kind of depressing: 'Florida man killed in-laws, ordered pizza.'And Aug.

Florida Woman Shoplifts While Booty Shaking Down The Aisle. Meth Smoking Florida Man Attacks Mattress. Florida Man Crashes Into Cop Car At Winn-Dixie Trying To Avoid Arrest. HeвЂ™s a walking, talking embodiment of вЂњHold My Beer.вЂќ His exploits arenвЂ™t always harmless, but theyвЂ™re never not inspiring.ДЄnd sometimes, Florida Man does actual good-not just Florida good, but the heroic, save-an-old-lady-from-a-burning-building kind of good. Florida Man Security Guard Shoots Self In Leg Then Gets Arrested. According to investigators, Deputies were dispatched on a suspicious person call when the responding deputy spotted 47-year-old Eric Detiege laying flat on his back. Instead, weвЂ™re using this space to toast to the other, better kind of Florida Man: the resourceful DIYer who MacGyvers his way into and out of situations, almost certainly breaking the law, but never his resolve. A Florida man was arrested after Deputies found him вЂusingвЂ™ a pickle outside of a private residence, with nothing on below the waist. Douglas Allen Hatley, 71, was pulled over on a Tampa. We laugh at Florida ManвЂ™s headlines because theyвЂ™re ridiculous, but the truth is his hijinks usually happen at the expense of hapless victims. A Florida man who strapped a light pole to the roof of his car on a highway has been arrested on charges of grand theft, authorities said. Surely youвЂ™ve heard by now of the mythical Florida Man, a composite of every naked neвЂ™er-do-well from the Sunshine State who engages in various illicit activities and inevitably gets busted.

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